Narrations

10 days since I last posted. Weirdly the visitor count increased more during this duration. Anyway the studio pics from my bro's graduation finally came back. Here's some:

The usual family pic


The usual family pic with me looking sleepy..

One eye big one eye small...but still looking smart

With the robe she stoled..not really but she didn't give it back...and she graduated in 2001

Mom looking cool

Pops and me didn't have our individual pics.

This leaves only me..

A visit to the studio wouldn't be complete with a weird pose pic..
Uh-huh

Oh well and I thought they were suppose to photoshop me to look better.

Best pic evar

Moar pics for those who give a damn.







Off-topic

Here's a quickie for a friend. Happy b'day to Desmond Keo, another pilot of the many pilots at Crew and also AirAsia. I would post a pic of us but since guys don't take pics together..I'm forced to steal pics from other blogs.

If you were an autobot, then you would transform into an Airbus


When you're back we can do this again...don't you love how Kiwen looks..

You currently appear on:
Van's blog
Aya's blog
Sue's blog
and now mine since the others don't keep a blog. And also a blog which I can't speak of here.

Happy 21st and enjoy piloting. Wishing you ever more prosperity.

He who rushes in life produces shit work

~NickChoo

Told me this when I said I didn't wanna extend my studies. He later says... "I R Confucius".

Speaking of Confucius, I am reminded of a Sejarah essay that a friend of mine wrote for one of his exams. (warning:reading this may cause you laugh until tergolek. And don't take it too seriously)

Excerpts include:-

Setelah Agama Islam dipupoh Pengarut Agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dari lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Pertahuan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata rata yang menyalah tingkah lalu mereka. In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma. Stupid.

Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana menpunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka bijak. Mula mula mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR, SPM dan akhrinya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti cahaya langgit kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.

Perempuan tidak lagi di pandang hina kerana setelah ada cahaya, men felt shy because their body part are different. 1 bolt 1 nut. Really tiu lo. Adanya elektrik, mereka tengok filem cerita pokemon dan digimon.

Akhirnya mereka berjaya membina buah ampangan yang besar dengan jentera yang berkuasa tinggi.

Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.

And the best line of all : Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...

It may be old but it still makes me tergolek. This guy was my classmate and he went to form 6 after secondary. He's not and idiot, mind you...well sometimes he is but realize that he wrote this on purpose. It's funny when I read other bloggers reading this saying "what has happen to the kids now""what is wrong with the education system" bla bla bla when everything was meant to be joke. Adults are so uptight sometimes :D

I woke up today to rush my assignment which is due at 5.00pm. I've done the important part so I just need to finish up the report. My groupmates have a weird way of doing things. We take the same subjects so each of us pick one assignment and do it alone. That means I'm doing this assignment alone while the others work on other subject's assignment. Each person get to do one. How lovely.

So ok, I there's one segment of my assignment codes that I need to verify with my lecturer. So off I went to campus and parked right outside of campus. Went to see him and went to a one hour class. Got out and saw this on my windscreen.

I laughed...hard

So now the police is saman-ing students who park at Emerald Park for "Traffic Obstruction". I mean we have parked there for like the last 4 years with no problem and now.... If you come to Melaka campus you will understand..........

Got home to finish off the assignment and I got a mail from the bank.

Huh?

Seems to me like they entered money into my account but the money isn't mine. Those bumbling buffons over at the bank entered the wrong account number and transferred it into mine. So now they are taking out money from my account. Yay. And I thought I was a millionaire.

Handed in the assignment and went home in the evening. Powered up the computer to find out that there is something wrong with my graphic card. -__-

The fan came off. No attempts to self-fix here

The card still works but I can't play games because it will overheat and make my comp crazy. Gonna have to get a replacement fan which will most probably set me back about RM80 minimum. Hurray. So for now the immediate solution would be...

...get a bigger fan

Had to sacrifice the speakers so I can plug this in. Games with no sound is weird. Seriously.

Then it started to rain. Heavily. Making it...

...flood

...please...

Wow today was so much FUN. Life is sooo much FUN. Looking forward to tomorrow then.

I got this e-mail from pops with "IQ question" as the header.

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.


Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now ..........






















Sing a Happy Birthday song.





And I was like "what the...."
LOL




Off-topic
Configuring this new template. Will get all the usuals up and running soon. Hope you like~

Recently with all that's happening, tension arises and tempers flare. Well here's a song for some of our friends out there that we all can enjoy. Doesn't necessarily mean we all feel the same way though :X



"Siapa makan cili dia yang terasa~"