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Nick r Confucius
Monday, September 10, 2007
He who rushes in life produces shit work
~NickChoo
Excerpts include:-
Akhirnya mereka berjaya membina buah ampangan yang besar dengan jentera yang berkuasa tinggi.
Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.
And the best line of all : Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...
It may be old but it still makes me tergolek. This guy was my classmate and he went to form 6 after secondary. He's not and idiot, mind you...well sometimes he is but realize that he wrote this on purpose. It's funny when I read other bloggers reading this saying "what has happen to the kids now""what is wrong with the education system" bla bla bla when everything was meant to be joke. Adults are so uptight sometimes :D
Told me this when I said I didn't wanna extend my studies. He later says... "I R Confucius".
Speaking of Confucius, I am reminded of a Sejarah essay that a friend of mine wrote for one of his exams. (warning:reading this may cause you laugh until tergolek. And don't take it too seriously)
Speaking of Confucius, I am reminded of a Sejarah essay that a friend of mine wrote for one of his exams. (warning:reading this may cause you laugh until tergolek. And don't take it too seriously)
Excerpts include:-
Setelah Agama Islam dipupoh Pengarut Agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dari lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Pertahuan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata rata yang menyalah tingkah lalu mereka. In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma. Stupid.
Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana menpunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka bijak. Mula mula mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR, SPM dan akhrinya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti cahaya langgit kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.
Perempuan tidak lagi di pandang hina kerana setelah ada cahaya, men felt shy because their body part are different. 1 bolt 1 nut. Really tiu lo. Adanya elektrik, mereka tengok filem cerita pokemon dan digimon.
Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.
And the best line of all : Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...
It may be old but it still makes me tergolek. This guy was my classmate and he went to form 6 after secondary. He's not and idiot, mind you...well sometimes he is but realize that he wrote this on purpose. It's funny when I read other bloggers reading this saying "what has happen to the kids now""what is wrong with the education system" bla bla bla when everything was meant to be joke. Adults are so uptight sometimes :D
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