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Showing posts with label book of quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label book of quotes. Show all posts
Kiwen says
Monday, December 03, 2007
"I control, act the humble bee."
~Kiwen
Weird analogy, no? He goes on to explain humble bee rhymes with bumble bee.
Sorry lar. I not Snoop Dog la...
Off-topic
Thank Siang and Chuin Liu for the all black t-shirt. Wore it the day after to church. Haha thanks.
Sorry lar. I not Snoop Dog la...
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Thank Siang and Chuin Liu for the all black t-shirt. Wore it the day after to church. Haha thanks.
Nick r Confucius
Monday, September 10, 2007
He who rushes in life produces shit work
~NickChoo
Excerpts include:-
Akhirnya mereka berjaya membina buah ampangan yang besar dengan jentera yang berkuasa tinggi.
Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.
And the best line of all : Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...
It may be old but it still makes me tergolek. This guy was my classmate and he went to form 6 after secondary. He's not and idiot, mind you...well sometimes he is but realize that he wrote this on purpose. It's funny when I read other bloggers reading this saying "what has happen to the kids now""what is wrong with the education system" bla bla bla when everything was meant to be joke. Adults are so uptight sometimes :D
Told me this when I said I didn't wanna extend my studies. He later says... "I R Confucius".
Speaking of Confucius, I am reminded of a Sejarah essay that a friend of mine wrote for one of his exams. (warning:reading this may cause you laugh until tergolek. And don't take it too seriously)
Speaking of Confucius, I am reminded of a Sejarah essay that a friend of mine wrote for one of his exams. (warning:reading this may cause you laugh until tergolek. And don't take it too seriously)
Excerpts include:-
Setelah Agama Islam dipupoh Pengarut Agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dari lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Pertahuan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata rata yang menyalah tingkah lalu mereka. In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma. Stupid.
Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana menpunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka bijak. Mula mula mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR, SPM dan akhrinya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti cahaya langgit kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.
Perempuan tidak lagi di pandang hina kerana setelah ada cahaya, men felt shy because their body part are different. 1 bolt 1 nut. Really tiu lo. Adanya elektrik, mereka tengok filem cerita pokemon dan digimon.
Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.
And the best line of all : Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...
It may be old but it still makes me tergolek. This guy was my classmate and he went to form 6 after secondary. He's not and idiot, mind you...well sometimes he is but realize that he wrote this on purpose. It's funny when I read other bloggers reading this saying "what has happen to the kids now""what is wrong with the education system" bla bla bla when everything was meant to be joke. Adults are so uptight sometimes :D
Double quotes
Friday, August 31, 2007
I'm so cheesy, I make the French and Italians cry.
~NickChoo
Right you do....
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Learning to hold a conversation is like learning to breath; once you know, you just do it!
Right you do....
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Learning to hold a conversation is like learning to breath; once you know, you just do it!
~Vijay giving me counseling sessions
Haha but the hard part is getting there, no?
Yu Char Kueh Uncle says
Saturday, August 18, 2007
When a boy holds a girl's hand and her hands are rough then he is a happy man.
When a girl holds a boy's hand and his hands are smooth and soft then she is a happy woman
~Yu Char Kueh uncle
Told me this when I was buying fritters from him. You get it,right?
Vijay says
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Boys don't cry but men do
~Vijay
Sniff~
Ah Kit says
Friday, July 27, 2007
Love is not blind,
the lover is blind.
~Chun Kit
Betul ker ni~?
off-topic:
The loneliest thing to do now is to eat lunch out alone. So please please, if you are eating lunch alone think of me! and call me out so I can eat with you. Kesian you and kesian me so let's do each other a favour..can? hahaha maybe I'll skip class just to eat with you! I'm that good of a person :D
Betul ker ni~?
off-topic:
The loneliest thing to do now is to eat lunch out alone. So please please, if you are eating lunch alone think of me! and call me out so I can eat with you. Kesian you and kesian me so let's do each other a favour..can? hahaha maybe I'll skip class just to eat with you! I'm that good of a person :D
My father says
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Enjoy yourself, but don't forget yourself ah!
Mr. Joseph Lee while sending his son off for IF camp
My father. Cool when you least expects it :)
Kok Wei says
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
When clubbing, there are two types of people.
The first is here to look for one night stand.
The second is here to stand whole night.
~See Kok Wei
so true D:
Nickchoo says
Friday, July 06, 2007
"Hunter who goes after two rabbits ends up with none."
~NickChoo whilst referring to Kiwen.
Kiwen says
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
"Where did you cark your par?"
~ Kiwen
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